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MidSemesters!

Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Hoolio once said: "Dont expect the worst! expect the Best that the worst can give you!!"
Hoolio WAS a great man!! Not that i am suckers for his crappy philosophy, but I did expect the worst you know - I answered for only 10 outta the 20 mark Graph Theory midsems! Then i zombie-shuffled over my flabbergasted flabby *** (sh*t no!!) to my hostel!

Everybody was getting about 3 or 4/20! So that cheered me up a bit!!
Then there were ppl who had gotten questions right! So I got a tad morose!!

Come D-day, and i got the results today! (yep! thats WAS redundant!)

i answered 10- get the numbers straight!
i got 10.5!!
apparently we had a mark for neatness and handwriting that everybody scored!
i believe we are in pre-school! i cant quite prove it, but i feel it!!
-Hoolio (in his great 1984 harvard thesis... on Harvard!!)
And there was this true false section where you had to claim if you thot the statement was true or not - and justify it!
i was not sure abt the last one, I just wrote up the question and quit!!
i got 0.5 on that!!
So you get 0.5 for a one liner! and then you get the rest for a half page proof, or a counterexample!!

I could do a standup on my midsems anyday! and the worst part is, there are still two to go!!
au revoir!!
ps- please pray to hoolio for my soul!

3 comments:

Soumya said...

Who the hell is Hoolio? Nice to c u blogging again. And btw, u guys still getting marks for handwriting is AWESOME :)

obiwankenoby said...

i know!! i thought high school wouldve been nicer if they had this thing inbuilt EXPLICITLY!
anyway i dont blame the maths prof for this one though: some people here have handwriting that looks like a footprint!!
there oughta be prizes for "assignment most closely resembling a hannah barbara cartoon" or "assignment most closely resembling barrack obama" or "decipherable from the moon"!!
We'd get them all!!

obiwankenoby said...

hoolio is the colloquial for the kid brother, or the kid, who bothers you so much that you start hating them: and it doesnt help if they are spanish!!
i just liked the sound of the word and picked it up to mean a generic non-generic great person!